Man, I have never been this tense in my life. I’m here at the hospital waiting room, waiting to hear something back about my girlfriend. No, she’s not having a baby. She’s having her knee operated on. I was all nervous and shaking and everything and when they were about to take her to the operating room I almost blacked out. They had to take my blood pressure to make sure I was still alive. I’m shaking like crazy, even as I’m typing this. The doctors and nurses were very comforting as they told us about how they were going to shove a needle in her hand and stick a tube down her throat. And that’s all before the surgery. Then they slice open her knee, stretch open her skin, play around with her tendons, and screw in a few screws. Then they pull out the staple gun and blast a few staples into her. Finally she wakes up, hopefully in stable condition, and we all live happily ever after.


did you just get a girlfriend or have you had one for a while? And if you have why did you now just mention her?

Hello, Miss Anonymous. That’s a very good question, and thanks for asking.

I’ve had a girlfriend for about a year and a half. The reason I have not written much about her on my blog is because I try not to write too much personal stuff. Not because I’m afraid of privacy, but because no one would read my blog if I did. Who would want to listen to me go on and on about how my day went, and hear me rant about my time with my girlfriend? I do my best to keep my blog posts funny and interesting, more than informative.

With that being said, and with me being the supreme being that I am, I know who you are and where you sleep at night. (wink)

Your not the only one that was nervous. What about her family members? Don’t you think they were more neverous than you were? You guys aren’t married yet. At least i’m assuming since you did call her your girlfriend.

So are you saying your girlfriend isn’t that interesting? Now what would she say if she read this? How would you feel if she wrote something like that about you?

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