I’ve never really had a specific topic to blog about, until I looked back and realized I’ve had a somewhat ongoing theme of making fun of myself. Just do a search on this site for “loser” and you’ll see what I mean. (Yes, I have nothing better to do.) So to be on topic, here are 6 reasons why I might be a mutant.

1. My right thumb is fatter than my left thumb
2. I have Amblyopia (lazy eye)
3. When I was sized for my wedding ring, they had to make a special order because they don’t usually have mens sizes that small
4. I have super huge nostrils
5. I have a crooked face and “chia” hair
6. I assume my mom had a reason for always calling me “pumpkin head”