Q: I hear that you got married. Congratulations. Any news yet?
A: No. Come back in two or three or eight years.
Q: So, how’s married life?
A: Beyond words.
Q: Would you have some time to work on this project for me?
A: Of course. What year would you like it done by?
Q: Why did you shave your head?
A: Just to shave my head.
Q: Why isn’t the internet working?
A: That online game you keep playing finally crashed the internet and it’s all gone now because of you.
Was question #3 aimed at me?
Yes, Abe, that question was all for you.
…and the two or three and some odd hundred people that work for Mathews.
So…How are we coming on that project? How soon can I get those photos?
Don’t expect anything too soon. I’m busy replying to comments on my website.