After some extensive research on famous quotes, I applied my own superior wisdom and experience to improve them.
“A penny saved…gets spent sooner or later.” -Original by Benjamin Franklin
“Home is where the clean, dry socks are.” -Original by Pliny
“I think; therefore I don’t play video games.” -Original by Rene Descartes
“Football is eighty percent mental and forty percent potato chips.” -Original from “Little Giants”
“Early to bed and early to rise makes a man grow old, hairy, and oversize.” -Original by Benjamin Franklin
“Procrastination is more important than knowledge…” -Original by Albert Einstein