A peacock named Percy felt goofy as heck, Flopped on a tire swing, what a wild trek! He flailed his tail feathers like jellybean rain, Spinning so silly, it drove him insane. Wings whacking pineapples, beak full of cheese, He yodeled like yaks in a polka-dance squeeze. Tumbled through sprinklers with googly-eyed ping, The goofiest bird on that tire swing!