More reasons to change my name

The heating guy from Trane won’t stop calling me Jason.

I received a package addressed to Josh Meir.

My fiance has a way cooler last name than I do.

According to howmanyofme.com there are 653,932 Joshua’s and 314 Joshua Meyer’s in the US.

According to Google there are at least three Joshua Daniel Meyer’s. One is me, one is a todler, and another one, who happens to be the same age as me, is chillin in a correctional facility. I think I finally found my long lost evil twin brother.

 

8 Comments on “More reasons to change my name”

  1. Anonymous  |  01.08.2007 12:07 am

    WHY CHANGE IT?????????????

  2. Josh  |  01.08.2007 12:20 am

    Why? Because instead of one IN a million, I’m one OF a million. There’s a million of me out there, and that makes me feel so special. Because of all those reasons I just listed and all the other things I’ve written about the joys of being a Josh. If that isn’t reason enough, then tell me what would be a good reason why someone would change their name.

    If you’re looking for a good way to torture a terrorist, change his name to Josh

  3. Anonymous  |  01.17.2007 9:21 am

    So are you changing you frist or last name?

  4. Josh  |  01.17.2007 9:48 am

    Both. And I’m taking suggestions. Any ideas? Anyone?

  5. Anonymous  |  01.18.2007 1:45 pm

    Sounds like your not happy with bring who you are.

  6. Josh  |  01.18.2007 1:49 pm

    Oh I’m perfectly happy with who I am. I just like making fun of myself…

  7. Anonymous  |  01.25.2007 1:49 pm

    so how dose girlfriend feel about you wanting to change your name?

  8. Josh  |  01.25.2007 2:56 pm

    [sar·casm]
    a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm

    I don’t know anyone who goes by the name “girlfriend”


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