More reasons to change my name

The heating guy from Trane won’t stop calling me Jason.

I received a package addressed to Josh Meir.

My fiance has a way cooler last name than I do.

According to there are 653,932 Joshua’s and 314 Joshua Meyer’s in the US.

According to Google there are at least three Joshua Daniel Meyer’s. One is me, one is a todler, and another one, who happens to be the same age as me, is chillin in a correctional facility. I think I finally found my long lost evil twin brother.


Why? Because instead of one IN a million, I’m one OF a million. There’s a million of me out there, and that makes me feel so special. Because of all those reasons I just listed and all the other things I’ve written about the joys of being a Josh. If that isn’t reason enough, then tell me what would be a good reason why someone would change their name.

If you’re looking for a good way to torture a terrorist, change his name to Josh

a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm

I don’t know anyone who goes by the name “girlfriend”

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