Hi, my name is [insert obscure name here]

Despite having the easiest name in the universe to remember, people are always getting my name screwed up. I just don’t understand how Josh can be confused with Justin, Jeffrey, and even Jennifer. Well I suppose cuz they’re my siblings and we all start with J, but Josh’s make up like 70 percent of the population. You can’t really go wrong calling somebody Josh, so why call somebody anything else? I didn’t even know that the heating guy from Trane knew my name, but apparently he doesn’t because he calls me Jason. And that’s definitely not the first time I’ve been called Jason. I just may change my name to Jason to make everybody right. Or maybe I should just delete my name so I answer to everything.

 

2 Comments on “Hi, my name is [insert obscure name here]”

  1. Anonymous  |  03.20.2006 10:29 am

    have you ever answered to ‘hey you’?

  2. Josh  |  03.20.2006 10:38 am

    All. The. Time.

    Well actually I try, but 99.36% of the time they’re talking to somebody else.


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