I usually take the opposing side on most arguments, so I’m going to take this opportunity to explain how much I hate Krispy Kreme donuts. First of all, it really bugs me when things get my hands dirty, and this emotion is multiplied if my hands get sticky as well. The whole selling point for M&M’s was that they don’t melt in your hand, so take a hint Krispy Kreme. Secondly, if the frosting isn’t melting, it’s crumbling. You have to constantly set the donut down and pick up the crumbs before reaching for the donut again and repeating the cycle. And finally, in the presence of a Krispy Kreme your time is completely consumed by either attempting to control the urge to grab one (or two or three), or inevitably the fact that they just taste so good.
By Josh Meyer | 02.08.2006 11:43 am |
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“The Geek”
One word: Geeky glasses. (I’m wearing them as I write this)
I wear a big, geeky digital watch.
I correct people’s spelling and grammar.
People always ask me to fix their computer and/or camera.
Hardly anyone I know graduated the same year I did.
I don’t have any friends, nor have I any enemies.
I often critisize normal people.
I answer to “hey geek” better then I answer to my own name.
I (/-\n 5p33|( 1337!!!!1111
Tonight was the Super Bowl and I still don’t even know who won. Heh, I don’t even know who was playing. The Steelers and who? Seriously, I have no clue.
By Josh Meyer | 02.06.2006 12:53 am |
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[computer mouse]:
a technologically advanced rodent
[impartial]:
the opposite of partial; whole
[atheist]:
someone who God doesn’t believe in
[Kenya]:
inquisitive phrase requesting an action; synonymous with “can you?”
[spam]:
something that annoys me
[airplane]:
similar to a paper plane, but made out of air
[word processing]:
what I’m doing when I appear to be in a daze for a few minutes after someone just used a big word
By Josh Meyer | 02.03.2006 11:21 am |
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